Apply for a Unicorn Hunting License.
Boil ice cream.
Build a pyramid.
Bury your father's Nissan.
Call strangers and ask for advice?
Call strangers and give advice.
Carve your girl/boyfriends initials...in a marshmallow.
Challenge the neighbor kid to duel.
Change your name...daily.
Climb a sidewalk.
Collect dust.
Confess to a crime that you didn't commit.
Count ants.
Dial 911...breath heavily.
Dress like your favorite Heavy Metal group...surprise your grandmother.
Drive the speed limit...in your garage.
Give your cat a mohawk.
Go for a walk...in the attic.
Have your car painted plaid.
Join Hell's Angels by mail.
Learn to type...with your toes.
Mow your carpet.
Paint your home...day-glo orange.
Pay off the national debt...with a bad check.
Pinstripe your driveway.
Put legwarmers on all your furniture.
Rearrange all the produce at the salad bar.
Rearrange political campaign signs.
Subscribe other people to magazines.
Take your sofa for a walk.
Talk to homeless people.
Test thin ice...with a pogo stick.
Write letters to all the political officials that are representing you and tell them what a good job they are doing...on April 1st.
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