A mental hospital was critically overcrowded. The doctor decides to get
all the patients seated in one large room to conduct a test to see how
many they discharge that day. At the front of the room the Doctors took
some chalk and drew a full size door on a blackboard and offered an ice
cream to any patient who could open the door. There was a mad rush for
the door with the patients scratching an clawing at the door and the
handle. The doctors were disappointed, until they noticed a single
patient who remained in his chair and was quietly chuckling to himself
as he watched his fellow patients. Encouraged that at least 1 patient
could be discharged today, the doctors asked him why he wasn't trying to
open the door. The patient, who could no longer contain his laughter,
shouted "I've got the key!!!"
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